5 pun FACTS about me… actually 5 truths and a lie.

• I once won a mint 1995 coin set for a coloring contest because I’m great at showing my true colors.

• I’m a hand model for a print website, the opportunity was practically handed to me.

• I love German Christmas markets because they’re the glue that holds the hwein together.

• I’m a firm believer Goufrais Chocolates are fudging heaven on earth.

• I once saw a Weird Al Burlesque show, just me and a few al pals, beeecauuuuseee we’re taaaackkky. ♪ ♫

• I once won a huge stuffed teddy bear playing a game of pool because I couldn’t bear to take their money.

Now that we’ve broken the ice here’s the other stuff you wanted to know:

I’ve written for many consumer packaged goods, like Sparkling Ice, Uncle Ben’s, Planters, Kemps, Pillsbury, Yoplait, Tillamook and Reddi Wip. I’ve created ads, education and more for retailers who buy these brands and the people who shop them. While I am well-versed in the consumer product world, I also have interests in writing about health, wellness and finance. In my free time, I casually write and speak about these topics on various blogs and podcasts.

Come say hello and feel free to chat me up about:

• Teaching your dog how to hug

• Marketing activation ideas

• Blog ideas and social influencers

• Catchy headlines & email subject-lines

• SEO or Google Ads

• Chocolate